I don't know who my daddy is, and Mommy's gone away.Īll I want for Christmas is someone to take me home,ĭoes anybody want a Christmas Carol of their own?" "My name is Christmas Carol, I was born on Christmas Day. The chorus alone will make your teeth ache: In it, the singer, who is playing a store Santa, meets an orphan "of three or four" who asks for a family. Rather similar, but less popular, is Skip Ewing's "Christmas Carol".The Nostalgia Chick combined her bashing with an Nightmare Fuel impression of The Joker.
Thank Heaven for Patton Oswalt, who pointed out the Glurge and the implications that God Is Evil. heartwarming tale of a little boy asking our narrator, who's a little cranky at Christmastime, to buy a pair of fancy shoes for his dying mom to wear to her own funeral.
However, the song can be done "right" - the Raybon Brothers' version was far more subdued and heartfelt. As a bonus, it's (unintentionally) Hilarious in Hindsight if you know about the site by that name that was basically a lesbian version of NAMBLA. The song thus becomes all ye know or need know of Narm. Meant to be a heartwarming tale of a father's thoughts watching his daughter prepare for her wedding, but delivered by such a Large Ham that it rapidly turns into, well, a font of Glurge.
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